Maandelijks archief: november 2014

shop opening december 27

NotThatSexy will have its own boutique!

We will start at Art in Red Light in the Beurs van Berlage Amsterdam (Netherlands). After the fair we’ll be moving on to a secret location, reveiled beginning of next year (sign up via lodoso [at]!

Be the first to see the shop installation and other nice art works from saturday december 27 untill tuesday the 30th. Send us an email if you’d like a free ticket. If you can’t make it these dates, ask us for a private preview on tuesday december 23.

On exhibit there will be a surprise of special handpainted and screenprinted vintage imageclothing, all very decent. Well, not all. But the Beurs van Berlage will be more decent than the next location.

Also, light artist Marsha Metselaar and upholsterer Jaap Koets will accompany us.

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“We came from a shoot. His dick was long, thin like his body.

Because I was wearing my vintage underpants, the Italian felt the need to shout his orgasm away in my ear. He probably screamed in every woman’s ear. One would suspect him of vanity. His bed looked like there was room for more than two.

From the moment we entered his apartment, he had a hand full of tricks, so-called laughs, that he probably thought I liked. He pushed me on his Yayoi Kusama beanbag. It was a little too hard, too practiced.

His hair was voluminous, a black hole, such a contrast with me. He went to take a piss. I took off my couture pants and had already partially undressed when I knelt to turn on a radio. He was startled, apparently felt that it wasn’t yet clear what we would do. I looked at my unshaven legs and thought that I could have done better.”